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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 31, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
RT https://t.co/5zcs08WlHL Vaccines, you think they don't cause Cancer, Autism, Sudden Infant Disease Sydrome SIDS, think again https://t.co/LA5LpdkpIh #teacher #newyears #ohio #doctor #den… pic.twitter.com/ktGyAotNER
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
My grandma made this Chewbacca bath mat because she knows I like Star Wars via /r/funny https://t.co/XMFEGsOZat
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
Cold day in Toronto, ON. Found this frozen starbucks cup on a sidewalk. via /r/funny https://t.co/beAPO8G480
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Cup Noodles doesn’t react to the nonsense via /r/funny https://t.co/Gh14qcAp9W
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
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My girlfriend had a new app update via /r/funny https://t.co/X9RJkIgrls
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
RT https://t.co/fGkzKqE4Un The World is Flooding into Bitcoin and other Cryptocurrencies, here's why, explained by Shameless Maya https://t.co/qXnDqgrsv7 #clerk #secretary #mailman #electrici… pic.twitter.com/45ooJr1krs
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 29, 2017
Why does this always happen to me? via /r/funny https://t.co/ZOaQXFZU88
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
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Grammar is important via /r/funny https://t.co/p0sqCXp5Id
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
Replaced my little sisters graduation photo with one of the supreme leader 3 weeks ago. Dad still hasn’t noticed. via /r/funny https://t.co/5DV2XwEqD7
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
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Putting money in the wallet is a very hard thing via /r/funny https://t.co/YMZFvwLhhy
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
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I knew it was cool via /r/funny https://t.co/IbG4yPpfR9
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
a bedtime story via /r/funny https://t.co/y6K9AGMqUX
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That time of year again via /r/funny https://t.co/BmFoETUcBj
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see via /r/funny https://t.co/Yg4h4szS5j
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
I did the $100 challenge (save every $100 bill for a year) via /r/funny https://t.co/fmUP8sFEFn
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
Local watering hole participates in WuTang Wednesday's. via /r/funny https://t.co/aBIZKqGWKl
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
My grandpa doesn’t trust his new Roomba so he’s been following it around. via /r/funny https://t.co/wEBsIFuKGO
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
He got nervous around all those women via /r/funny https://t.co/6PRv9W3u0F
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My Angle.?? via /r/funny https://t.co/b8aXOBG1OD
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
Little brother stole the tracks, OP went off the rails! via /r/funny https://t.co/fiPTK0tSDb
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
This is how I protected my Christmas trees from asshole cats and dogs. via /r/funny https://t.co/bJXeEe8fmp
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 28, 2017
Conditional love from a cat via /r/funny https://t.co/Wfu0wYO1lL
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
RT https://t.co/iokFaxeDlp #juicing and #weightloss tips! pic.twitter.com/n8Pm4uhb0v
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
Education is the most important gift of all via /r/funny https://t.co/rKBVsq2YGO
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
My Best Friend Got Me This For Xmas via /r/funny https://t.co/zVyDuftG27
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
I rescued a baby duckling this summer and gave it to my neighbours. I’m glad to report that it’s now all grown up, doesn’t recognize me, and is hyper aggressive. via /r/funny https://t.co/fGV1wQl4n5
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
A Guide To Eating Fish In The Workplace via /r/funny https://t.co/IWS9SbhIE9
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
RT https://t.co/LJcSeqKCQq Start Your Day With This Juice! https://t.co/suEXCahH1n via @YouTube #Weightloss #Juicing #Fullyraw #Healthy #Wellness
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
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When you've had it up to HERE with your little brother. via /r/funny https://t.co/lA9zvJL1Ay
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays via /r/funny https://t.co/EvGKRA4PyL
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
Well Canadians, its about that time again. via /r/funny https://t.co/OrruZEJO6C
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
My Constipated newborn finally pooped!! via /r/funny https://t.co/bMOvGNnwfA
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
"Phoneception" - Whenever I upgrade my phone I snap a pic of the old phone with this photo as the background. I find it pretty amusing but my wife hates it. via /r/funny https://t.co/ZbwygDVWMc
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
GOOD DAY, LINDA via /r/funny https://t.co/DgL7ptRBWY
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
Subreddit Of The Month [December 2017]: /r/raimimemes. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based subreddit that deserves a month in the spotlight? Link it inside! via /r/funny https://t.co/dx68fqHHU5
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
This is life in Erie, PA right now via /r/funny https://t.co/DMcUj2ptJb
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017
When the safety guy tells you what to do via /r/funny https://t.co/6aOwhbxhmw
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) December 27, 2017