Sunday, December 31, 2017

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December 31, 2017 at 10:19PM
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December 31, 2017 at 10:19PM
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December 31, 2017 at 09:09PM
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December 31, 2017 at 09:09PM
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December 31, 2017 at 07:09PM
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December 31, 2017 at 06:39PM
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December 31, 2017 at 05:54PM
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December 31, 2017 at 05:54PM
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December 31, 2017 at 04:39PM
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December 31, 2017 at 03:37PM
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December 31, 2017 at 03:12PM
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December 31, 2017 at 02:47PM
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December 31, 2017 at 02:17PM
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December 31, 2017 at 01:03PM
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December 31, 2017 at 11:52AM
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December 31, 2017 at 11:22AM
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December 31, 2017 at 11:22AM
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December 31, 2017 at 11:11AM
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December 31, 2017 at 10:42AM
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December 31, 2017 at 10:42AM
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December 31, 2017 at 09:07AM
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December 31, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 31, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 31, 2017 at 07:42AM
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December 31, 2017 at 07:42AM
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December 31, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 31, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 31, 2017 at 05:42AM
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December 31, 2017 at 04:32AM
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December 31, 2017 at 03:12AM
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December 31, 2017 at 02:22AM
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December 31, 2017 at 12:52AM
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Saturday, December 30, 2017

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December 30, 2017 at 11:02PM
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December 30, 2017 at 09:17PM
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December 30, 2017 at 09:02PM
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December 30, 2017 at 07:17PM
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December 30, 2017 at 06:17PM
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December 30, 2017 at 05:57PM
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December 30, 2017 at 04:16PM
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December 30, 2017 at 02:47PM
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December 30, 2017 at 02:17PM
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December 30, 2017 at 02:17PM
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December 30, 2017 at 01:02PM
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December 30, 2017 at 11:22AM
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December 30, 2017 at 11:22AM
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December 30, 2017 at 10:42AM
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December 30, 2017 at 10:42AM
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December 30, 2017 at 10:42AM
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December 30, 2017 at 09:42AM
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December 30, 2017 at 09:42AM
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December 30, 2017 at 09:07AM
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December 30, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 30, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 30, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 30, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 30, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 30, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 30, 2017 at 07:01AM
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December 30, 2017 at 02:22AM
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Friday, December 29, 2017

The shadow of Thor's hammer made it look like Stan Lee peed himself. via /r/funny https://t.co/PNtKkhngfC


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December 29, 2017 at 10:27PM
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December 29, 2017 at 09:02PM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:17PM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:17PM
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My girlfriend's Mom definitely won this round of Cards Against Humanity. Totally am a black guy. I love our families. via /r/funny https://t.co/4GzKbgnwAf


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December 29, 2017 at 06:17PM
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December 29, 2017 at 05:57PM
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December 29, 2017 at 05:57PM
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Those must be some damn good tamales. via /r/funny https://t.co/6MYbGrNMVt


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December 29, 2017 at 05:57PM
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December 29, 2017 at 05:57PM
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December 29, 2017 at 03:37PM
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December 29, 2017 at 03:12PM
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This cat looks like it’s ready to lead the First Order in smashing the rebellion. via /r/funny https://t.co/HEjNhz3m2v


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December 29, 2017 at 02:48PM
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December 29, 2017 at 02:17PM
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December 29, 2017 at 02:17PM
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December 29, 2017 at 01:02PM
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December 29, 2017 at 01:02PM
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December 29, 2017 at 12:32PM
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December 29, 2017 at 11:52AM
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Congrats to Apple’s CEO Tim Cook for earning $98 million in bonuses! via /r/funny https://t.co/yGFjJZ5Ek3


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December 29, 2017 at 11:22AM
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December 29, 2017 at 10:42AM
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2017 summed up via /r/funny https://t.co/TFR4JMNEvI


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December 29, 2017 at 09:07AM
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Going into New Years like via /r/funny https://t.co/u7kKWY5oPc


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December 29, 2017 at 08:47AM
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The good old days via /r/funny https://t.co/2cBdiUiEhn


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December 29, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 29, 2017 at 08:47AM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:37AM
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December 29, 2017 at 07:37AM
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Imagining myself in this situation... via /r/funny https://t.co/Q77eZ1DPEB


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December 29, 2017 at 05:22AM
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So I teach English abroad and this was my student's phonics book. via /r/funny https://t.co/0351Ny28uC


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December 29, 2017 at 04:32AM
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December 29, 2017 at 04:32AM
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Just Bill Murray Things... via /r/funny https://t.co/THMXkI0IOz


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December 29, 2017 at 02:37AM
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December 29, 2017 at 02:25AM
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Thursday, December 28, 2017

My grandma made this Chewbacca bath mat because she knows I like Star Wars via /r/funny https://t.co/XMFEGsOZat


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December 28, 2017 at 09:17PM
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Cold day in Toronto, ON. Found this frozen starbucks cup on a sidewalk. via /r/funny https://t.co/beAPO8G480


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December 28, 2017 at 09:02PM
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Cup Noodles doesn’t react to the nonsense via /r/funny https://t.co/Gh14qcAp9W


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December 28, 2017 at 07:52PM
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I found him in the middle of Missouri! via /r/funny https://t.co/SvXRq27jUf


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December 28, 2017 at 07:52PM
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December 28, 2017 at 07:17PM
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Things change as you get older via /r/funny https://t.co/xxB8Nbfhro


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December 28, 2017 at 05:57PM
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My girlfriend had a new app update via /r/funny https://t.co/X9RJkIgrls


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December 28, 2017 at 05:57PM
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My whole life has been a lie! via /r/funny https://t.co/U2uRCIZU9q


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December 28, 2017 at 05:57PM
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Reasons I update software via /r/funny https://t.co/87ueiIUjZ3


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December 28, 2017 at 05:57PM
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December 28, 2017 at 04:16PM
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Why does this always happen to me? via /r/funny https://t.co/ZOaQXFZU88


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December 28, 2017 at 02:37PM
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Poor Guy via /r/funny https://t.co/RkwdGxqIyE


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December 28, 2017 at 02:12PM
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Grammar is important via /r/funny https://t.co/p0sqCXp5Id


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December 28, 2017 at 01:32PM
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Replaced my little sisters graduation photo with one of the supreme leader 3 weeks ago. Dad still hasn’t noticed. via /r/funny https://t.co/5DV2XwEqD7


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December 28, 2017 at 01:32PM
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December 28, 2017 at 12:37PM
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oof via /r/funny https://t.co/0dIxowS0p7


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December 28, 2017 at 12:37PM
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Putting money in the wallet is a very hard thing via /r/funny https://t.co/YMZFvwLhhy


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December 28, 2017 at 10:17AM
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My new favorite thing is adding smiles to pictures of Samuel L. Jackson. via /r/funny https://t.co/AiP5S8miEf


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December 28, 2017 at 10:17AM
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December 28, 2017 at 09:32AM
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December 28, 2017 at 07:42AM
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December 28, 2017 at 07:42AM
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December 28, 2017 at 07:03AM
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Rare image of shark stepping on a lego via /r/funny https://t.co/gb7osaapuw


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December 28, 2017 at 06:07AM
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I knew it was cool via /r/funny https://t.co/IbG4yPpfR9


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December 28, 2017 at 05:27AM
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The best card I got this year via /r/funny https://t.co/b6qLeInPSK


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December 28, 2017 at 05:27AM
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December 28, 2017 at 05:27AM
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Just beat testicular cancer, so from now on these will be my pen of choice for nursing school. via /r/funny https://t.co/NhJLGqvuuK


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December 27, 2017 at 11:52PM
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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

a bedtime story via /r/funny https://t.co/y6K9AGMqUX


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December 27, 2017 at 09:12PM
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December 27, 2017 at 08:22PM
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My cab driver tonight was so excited to share with me that he’d made the cover of the calendar. I told him I’d help let the world see via /r/funny https://t.co/Yg4h4szS5j


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December 27, 2017 at 07:47PM
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I did the $100 challenge (save every $100 bill for a year) via /r/funny https://t.co/fmUP8sFEFn


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December 27, 2017 at 07:12PM
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Local watering hole participates in WuTang Wednesday's. via /r/funny https://t.co/aBIZKqGWKl


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December 27, 2017 at 07:12PM
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My grandpa doesn’t trust his new Roomba so he’s been following it around. via /r/funny https://t.co/wEBsIFuKGO


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December 27, 2017 at 07:12PM
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He got nervous around all those women via /r/funny https://t.co/6PRv9W3u0F


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December 27, 2017 at 06:17PM
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My Angle.?? via /r/funny https://t.co/b8aXOBG1OD


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December 27, 2017 at 06:17PM
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Little brother stole the tracks, OP went off the rails! via /r/funny https://t.co/fiPTK0tSDb


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December 27, 2017 at 06:17PM
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This is how I protected my Christmas trees from asshole cats and dogs. via /r/funny https://t.co/bJXeEe8fmp


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December 27, 2017 at 06:17PM
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Conditional love from a cat via /r/funny https://t.co/Wfu0wYO1lL


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December 27, 2017 at 02:37PM
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December 27, 2017 at 01:27PM
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December 27, 2017 at 12:37PM
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My Best Friend Got Me This For Xmas via /r/funny https://t.co/zVyDuftG27


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December 27, 2017 at 12:37PM
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I rescued a baby duckling this summer and gave it to my neighbours. I’m glad to report that it’s now all grown up, doesn’t recognize me, and is hyper aggressive. via /r/funny https://t.co/fGV1wQl4n5


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December 27, 2017 at 12:37PM
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Trying to get up the stairs via /r/funny https://t.co/7yrPMO5GWC


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December 27, 2017 at 10:17AM
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A Guide To Eating Fish In The Workplace via /r/funny https://t.co/IWS9SbhIE9


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December 27, 2017 at 09:32AM
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December 27, 2017 at 09:17AM
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December 27, 2017 at 08:12AM
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He shoots, he scores via /r/funny https://t.co/yNJ6uusb3I


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December 27, 2017 at 08:12AM
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December 27, 2017 at 07:42AM
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December 27, 2017 at 07:42AM
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This truth... it hurts. via /r/funny https://t.co/XQpMYOGiHt


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December 27, 2017 at 07:42AM
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My dog got a little excited when I arrived home for the holidays via /r/funny https://t.co/EvGKRA4PyL


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December 27, 2017 at 07:02AM
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Well Canadians, its about that time again. via /r/funny https://t.co/OrruZEJO6C


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December 27, 2017 at 05:47AM
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My Constipated newborn finally pooped!! via /r/funny https://t.co/bMOvGNnwfA


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December 27, 2017 at 05:28AM
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"Phoneception" - Whenever I upgrade my phone I snap a pic of the old phone with this photo as the background. I find it pretty amusing but my wife hates it. via /r/funny https://t.co/ZbwygDVWMc


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December 27, 2017 at 05:28AM
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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

GOOD DAY, LINDA via /r/funny https://t.co/DgL7ptRBWY


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December 26, 2017 at 09:47PM
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December 26, 2017 at 09:37PM
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This is life in Erie, PA right now via /r/funny https://t.co/DMcUj2ptJb


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December 26, 2017 at 09:12PM
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When the safety guy tells you what to do via /r/funny https://t.co/6aOwhbxhmw


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December 26, 2017 at 08:22PM
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