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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) October 1, 2017
RT https://t.co/iNC8iV0Ian @BrevilleUSA is amazing! #juicing #bestjuicingrecipes #organic #vegan #paleo #fitness … https://t.co/ZvHfECMCfJ
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
RT https://t.co/ImvyLahOpn Is #juicing really good for you? https://t.co/dPnzhAthWl #juice #cleanse #detox #health
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 30, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
RT https://t.co/zoPBuuTqQP Juice + Cookies + Chat! #Health #Detox #Cleanse #LosAngeles #California #Vegan #RawVeg… https://t.co/FNYPUHep9q
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 29, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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Singer spots her biggest fan via /r/funny https://t.co/oQpY4BnFyP
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
RT https://t.co/owJOj1dmYW Instead of reaching for a coffee, try juicing the next time you need a boost. https://t.co/XBrQzsAiKF #juicing…
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
Becky saw her chance and she took it. via /r/funny https://t.co/7LUz76UJ6u
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
In my defense, he isn't that good yet. via /r/funny https://t.co/iahQv0lK8g
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
My wife has never seen Seinfeld and asked "What puffy shirt?" before she left for work. via /r/funny https://t.co/aNrQ4CB0e5
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 28, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
The longer a cop is behind you via /r/funny https://t.co/CbO2eoYKbX
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
She won't go near the peanut butter via /r/funny https://t.co/Gp6SWPskK7
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
RT https://t.co/dplUwZgquE Serious wheatgrass juicing this evening! #detox #juicing @LifeCleanse_ pic.twitter.com/Gv1DcgUhiW
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
My sister got to decide the CVS sign today via /r/funny https://t.co/2XWR9Lof2g
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
The newspaper once printed Farside and Dennis and switched their captions via /r/funny https://t.co/rgDhEHayCM
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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There is no way to get them back after that via /r/funny https://t.co/LWUGEByjcM
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
He could go all the way! via /r/funny https://t.co/nVDk6PTd33
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
RT https://t.co/oO7UznIcAB https://t.co/CMUlalvofV #healthy #juicing #weightloss #obesity #blender #berg #bellyf… pic.twitter.com/banavfdmwQ
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
Fan about to take the ceremonial first touch goes and scores for his team instead. via /r/funny https://t.co/i5S0KQCrHT
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
One of my coworkers is getting his citizenship today, so we left him a surprise for when he gets back. via /r/funny https://t.co/D2avu8kI5u
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
Some people just want to watch the world burn via /r/funny https://t.co/oYRH1vc8A9
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
Subreddit Of The Month [September 2017]: /r/onionheadlines. Know of a small (under 20,000 subscribers) humor-based… https://t.co/86WV22XW3g
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
Kumail Nanjiani reads a mean tweet about himself via /r/funny https://t.co/ZZnCJ6WZlR
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 27, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
RT https://t.co/97tFe95HLh #nature #friends #like #organicjuices #Smile #snoodjuice #juicing #juices #glutenfree … https://t.co/SF2TmxMCbt
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
Google now has an "Ad knew too much" option when reporting an ad. via /r/funny https://t.co/b60JyMb0M5
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
Found this in the IT office at work. via /r/funny https://t.co/0hNLg2lmC5
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
Gang Violence Going Down. via /r/funny https://t.co/n6fgKDlIFT
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
"A picture is worth a thousand words. A satellite image is worth a million dollars." -S-Parcak via /r/funny https://t.co/9YCxg80wYb
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
Googled Kate Middleton Topless, was not disappointed... via /r/funny https://t.co/jR0dwZ3NRX
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
Like the US and USSR did, Australia's Space Agency will practice with animals prior to manned flights. via /r/funny https://t.co/ggf3Jxl0QY
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
Cat's nose after losing a battle with a bee. via /r/funny https://t.co/lEr5dls8dX
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
That friend you can't take anywhere. via /r/funny https://t.co/DNrllctidS
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 26, 2017
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Running on a treadmill is hard! via /r/funny https://t.co/L8O9gZu3Fu
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
Everybody's gotta respect the lord! via /r/funny https://t.co/ZnR7lupKza
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
My 11 year old has started drawing fat, middle aged Batman at the beach and it's everything you never knew you nee… https://t.co/IexZ5y69BP
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
RT https://t.co/eMxVUDGswH The #juicing trend is on the rise (again), but is it worth all the hype? #healthyeatin… https://t.co/037FFSNYJ8
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
Classic McGarnigal. via /r/funny https://t.co/j4D5Nu8jRT
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
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— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017
Is this a joke, Google? via /r/funny https://t.co/LY7VKDwKor
— May Rutter (@sgreenjuice) September 25, 2017